Monday, April 28, 2008

Among Other Things, Winter Is Now A Stalker

It's snowing.
It's April 28th and it's snowing.
It's snowing huge flakes of snow.
This is not ok.
It appears that my letters to winter have done nothing but piss him off to an unprecedented level, that now apparently involves following me from state to state. For that Wisconsin, I am sorry.

The one silver lining to this is... well it is sort of funny. (ducking from the rotten tomatoes being thrown at her by readers)
These are some emails I got today after I emailed my friends: "Please look outside. Then give Mother Nature the finger."
Shelly responded with "I’m already out of my chair, bent over with my pants down and my butt pressed against the window! Take that you little @#$%!"
and Richelle said "I called my mom and she says she prayed that I would have the worst winter ever so I would want to move to Texas, she didn't think God would take her so seriously."

Hang in there folks. It should stop snowing by June. OK maybe July. Then again this might be the first year ever that the 4th of July fireworks are snowed out.
"Mommy, can we go to the pool today?"
"Sure honey! Don't forget your mittens and your new sled!"

Maybe then my office mate would finally believe in Global Warming. Yeah I'm not holding my breath either.


Sheleena said...

That window was cold. I have frostbite on my butt!

Next time I'm taking your suggestion and just flipping her off.

Anonymous said...

They are washing the windows here at CCW today... it's funny.

amy said...

It snowed in Seattle last week! You must have pissed Winter off in a serious way! :)

Kathy said...

Hi, I just wandered into your blog while browsing and it looks like you've got some pretty funny friends. I can't believe the weather here either!